Seriously, Make a Decision!

Hello! I'm here to talk about British culture from what I've noticed lately. Stereotypically British people like tea. British people love tea. British people love anything that involves tea, such as biscuits....and....tea biscuits....and limp biscuits. Just kidding! But seriously, here's the kicker. THEY ALSO LOVE COFFEE! Seriously, I'm not kidding. It's like, choose a hot beverage you know? It's either one or the other, you can't have both. If you go to a restaurant and they offer you hot beverages with your dessert, they say, "tea or coffee?" And if you were American you would pick one, but if you were British would you just say....yes? Am I right? I'm so right.

On to other news!! Thanksgiving in England?

Do they celebrate it? Do they think about it? Why would they think about it? Actually, they should think about it.

Listen, okay. I don't really know any pilgrims personally, but couldn't you just imagine how ANNOYING they were? They left so that they could start a new life, because obviously they weren't liking the lives they had, right? So clearly they did A LOT of complaining in England. And then they left!! So shouldn't we be celebrating the fact that on this day, England's most obnoxious and annoying residents decided to pick up and leave without having being asked to? That's like if my obnoxious next door neighbors kids who ride their ATV's on our property were to get hit by cars and die and we wouldn't have to deal with them anymore. That would be a win for us, right? Just like this was a win for England. So shouldn't we be celebrating this win? Either that or I just want to eat turkey.

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