Hello to all!!

Hi!! Jonny here, just to let you know that I (Jonny Rogoff), and Anthony (Anthony Gobeille) are starting a blog because it's the popular things to do, but mostly because we just want a place where millions of people are going to read every word we write because our words are so sought after, and we also want a place where we can tell you about upcoming events that you might be interested in, or not interested in, but still might find it interesting. Our first event is coming up soon so MARK YOUR CALENDARS. January 17 there will be a "Teen Pregnancy Aint' So Bad!!" night, at the YMCA in Randolph, New Jersey. Heres a little bit about the event as written by the French director Heimrich Manuevre himself! "It's kind of like this. You've been pregnant for some time now, and people laugh and point at you when you walk by. It's like Juno, except it's not a horrible movie, and it's real life. But now, is your chance to maybe sit down and laugh with other pregnant teens about how you got pregnant and maybe chuckle about about how THEY got pregnant too. It's really a lot of fun for you and your lack of family."

The second event I'd like to talk about actually comes before the first event I talked about. It is on December 22, just in time for Christfest!! It's called "Hot Pockets for Handlers." And this one brings together the dog loving community. Don't you just wish you could meet other handlers outside of dog shows, or other such competitive events? I mean, how do you expect to make friends at a dog show if your poodle is pooping in the cage? Well this event brings together people whose lives are run by dogs. Seriously, dogs run these peoples lives, it's sad, SO COME ON DOWN!! And have yourself a hot pocket and talk about your hot dog!!

In addition, this blog will be used for any other thing we write about. If we're mad, we'll write about it. If we're happy we'll write about it. If you're happy we won't write about it, because frankly we just don't care. WELCOME TO BREAKFAST EFFECTUS!!!!!

Listed below is a review that we have already received from a disrespected source!!

"This blog is great, and good also." - NY Times

Love, Jonny